all fates can be avoided with orgies. |
~* SASSY OMNISEXUAL BALTHAZAR *~ In the tradition of blogs like Inappropriate Blaine and Hypocritical Finn, and inspired by the greatness of Sassy Gay Friend, meet Sassy Omnisexual Balthazar! Balthazar is an angel from the Supernatural canon, and thanks to him, you'll never need to worry about those pesky menage a'twelve-related problems again. |
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innocentangelcastiel asked: ((Can I just say this blog made my day?))
ahaha, glad to be of service! …especially seeing as we haven’t had a new macro in a while.
HINT, HINT, FOLLOWERS. SUBMISSIONS/SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS LOVED.
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nothings-changed asked: Ahhh, I love this blog so much, you are fabulous for creating such a wonderful thing <3
I noticed your tags on the last submission, BTW, and people generally tag Cas/Balthazar as Calthazar or Castielbalthazar, if that helps to know :)awww, thank you. _>
And that does help to know! … I mostly tag things to keep this blog organized and to amuse myself. The “do they even have a portmanteau name?” one started with this post on my personal journal, and I thought it was appropriate, since I figured the Cas/Balthazar ship name was ‘Calthazar,’ but didn’t know for sure. >_>
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Roses are red. Violets are blue.” Bottom text: “Take off your trenchcoat so we can wing-fuck.”]
text submitted by ~chickwithhair.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmtb89Bxqq1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Roses are red. Violets are blue.” Bottom text: “Take off your trenchcoat so we can wing-fuck.”]
text submitted by ~chickwithhair.
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death cannot stop true love” Bottom text: “or me. Well. Mostly me. / Death probably can stop true love, but I think we all know who’s more important here. / (reschedule the orgy for Wednesday.)”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljtefui2G1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death cannot stop true love” Bottom text: “or me. Well. Mostly me. / Death probably can stop true love, but I think we all know who’s more important here. / (reschedule the orgy for Wednesday.)”]
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Stabbed in the back? Well, this fate could have been avoided, but” Bottom text: “I am deadly serious about my damn Naked Thursdays.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljt74j6hs1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Stabbed in the back? Well, this fate could have been avoided, but” Bottom text: “I am deadly serious about my damn Naked Thursdays.”]
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death is a lot like premature ejaculation:” Bottom text: “it’s messy, unwelcome, and fortunately, not permanent.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljt3sYo7w1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death is a lot like premature ejaculation:” Bottom text: “it’s messy, unwelcome, and fortunately, not permanent.”]
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Dean. What’s the square root of sixty-nine?” Bottom text: “I don’t know either, but you really should be naked.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llebofpbOl1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Dean. What’s the square root of sixty-nine?” Bottom text: “I don’t know either, but you really should be naked.”]
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “There once was a man from Nantucket / whose dick was so long, he could …” Bottom text: “But, Sammy! I thought you said you were from Kansas!”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgs0XJGz1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “There once was a man from Nantucket / whose dick was so long, he could …” Bottom text: “But, Sammy! I thought you said you were from Kansas!”]
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Notes![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Sammy. I heard you like math. So why don’t we add the bed,” Bottom text: “subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply?”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgc022sW1qk1mcfo1_500.jpg)
[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Sammy. I heard you like math. So why don’t we add the bed,” Bottom text: “subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply?”]
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![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Roses are red. Violets are blue.” Bottom text: “Take off your trenchcoat so we can wing-fuck.”]
text submitted by ~chickwithhair.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmtb89Bxqq1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death cannot stop true love” Bottom text: “or me. Well. Mostly me. / Death probably can stop true love, but I think we all know who’s more important here. / (reschedule the orgy for Wednesday.)”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljtefui2G1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Stabbed in the back? Well, this fate could have been avoided, but” Bottom text: “I am deadly serious about my damn Naked Thursdays.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljt74j6hs1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Death is a lot like premature ejaculation:” Bottom text: “it’s messy, unwelcome, and fortunately, not permanent.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljt3sYo7w1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Dean. What’s the square root of sixty-nine?” Bottom text: “I don’t know either, but you really should be naked.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llebofpbOl1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “There once was a man from Nantucket / whose dick was so long, he could …” Bottom text: “But, Sammy! I thought you said you were from Kansas!”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgs0XJGz1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
![[Picture: Background: rainbow colored gradient. Foreground: actor Sebastian Roché as Balthazar from the show, Supernatural. Has a smirk that could be lecherous, condescending, or both.
Top text: “Hey, Sammy. I heard you like math. So why don’t we add the bed,” Bottom text: “subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply?”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgc022sW1qk1mcfo1_1280.jpg)
